Dear God its one giant Cliche
I went to see this at the cinema insterad of of valkerie...BIG MISTAKE!
Take every stupid horror film cliche ever...like, stabbed girl crawling slowly up the stairs while killer walks calmy up behind her. Add a dash of totally overused 'lets exorcise the monster out' from a very old very big book (which she somehow steals from the library)and lo and behold it comes out !! Lots of blowing wind and swishing lights! Then make the girl half naked most of the time walking around in just jeans and tshirt in the snow, (oh plus her good looking boyfriend of course) Not forgetting the typical best mate who doesn't believe her and goes around saying 'girlfriend' and wobbling her head a lot. Oh dear! most of the cinema was in hysterics at this film and not because its meant to be toungue in cheek...it's just that bad. I gave it one star because the dog is quite scary, it made jump once and bizarely Gary Oldman is in it (he must not have read the script, is all I can say) |